The funny story pt. 2

                                                  Part 2: Company.
                        Nazo followed Sonic, Silver, Knuckles, Shadow, and Espio to their mansion. They entered the mansion. "Oh, HI GUYS!!!" said Aliza, "WHATCHA DOIN'!?" "Uh, we were just uh- going to APOLOGIZE to Sketch about what we said to him." studdered Shadow. They quickly headed for Sketch's room.
                        Shadow opened the door. The boys looked inside. "OMYGOODNESS!" said Silver. Sketch was in his room talking to his TWO BROTHERS- Skratch and Stretch! They had DOG houses beside SKETCH'S! "HOLY CRAP! THEY MOVED IN!!!!!" screamed Nazo. "ARF!" said Sketch. He seemed pretty calm. What Sketch was saying was, "Come on in!"
                        So, Shadow, Nazo, Sonic, Silver, Knuckles, and Espio entered the huge room. "You seem pretty calm today!" said Espio. "ARF!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" said Sketch, Stretch, and Skratch together. "OHNO! Now there's THREE! THEY WILL DEFINATELY OUTRUN ME!!!!!" screamed Sonic. "He didn't OUTRUN you Sonic! I was in the crowd! He CHEATED!" said Nazo. "ARF!" Sketch said, which meant, "HA-HA! In your face!"  "I thought it was kind of funny." Shadow murmured. "Excuse me?" said Sonic. "Oh, nothing." said Shadow. He giggled.
                        Stretch comes over to Espio. "Hey! Dude! You're just as tall as I am! NEAT!" said Espio. Stretch shows Espio his teeth. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" screamed Espio. He runs to the bathroom to put Soul Glow and paint on abs on his chest, thinking the dogs will be frightened by his sexiness. He took hours and hours and he never came back. Suddenly, he started singing, "JUSTUH LET'YOUR SOUL GLOW! JUSTUH LET IT SHINE THROUGH, JUSTUH LET YOUR SOUL GLOW BAIBY! Soul, Glow..........
                         "Um, dudes......... I know this is kinda wrong to say, but-" Shadow was cut off by Sketch biting the hand that Shadow had huge surgery on. "ALIZA HELP ME!!!!!" Shadow screamed as he ran out of Sketch's room. He was rushed to the hospital.
                         When he came back, he said, "Aliza, I swear, you NEED to get RID of THEM F**KING DOGS!"  "NO! I WILL NEVER GET RID OF THEM!" Aliza fought back, "They are such gooboys! YES THEY ARE! YES THEY ARE!" she stupidly screamed once again. All Shadow could do was sigh.
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                         Aliza forced Shadow to take Skratch for a walk at the mall. Aliza won the fight. So Shadow took Skratch to the Panasonic/Sega mall. It seemed like Skratch was a LITTLE too bouncy. "UGH! GET OFF OF ME YA LITTLE B**CH!!!!" Shadow shouted kind of like Knuckles. They kept on sprinting.
                         Finally, Skratch decided to calm down a little, and he started walking like a respective dog. As Shadow and Skratch were walking, they came upon a random boy named Jasper. He is the gay boy who grows up to be the gay Jasper in AmyTaliaRose's (my sister's) journal. (Take a look at AmyTaliaRose's journal if you do not believe me.) "Ntt, HELLO SWEETIE!" shouted Jasper. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?" shouted Shadow, feeling embarrassed. "Well, NTT, I'm JATHPER!" shouted Jasper, gayly wiggiling his fingerNAILS. "Ok then-" Shadow was cut off because Skratch bit off Jasper's shorts. "OH MY GOD! You- YOU'RE WEARING PINK UNDERWEAR WITH BETTY BOOP ON IT!!! HOLY COW!!!!!" shouted Shadow, and he ran out of the mall, leaving Skratch to attack Jasper. "BABY, WAIT! CAN I ATLEAST MAKE OUUIT WITH YOUR DOG?!?!" shouted Jasper.              OH, MYGOD.    
                         When Shadow got home, he checked on Sketch and Stretch. It appears that Skratch was home before Shadow was. "ARF! GGGGRRRRRRR." said all three dogs together. "But h-how d-did you g-get here?!?" Shadow asked, shocked.
                        Later, Shadow, Sonic, Knuckles, and Silver were sitting on the couch. Espio was STILL in the bathroom spraying Soul Glow and paint-on-abs on his stomach. And then he starts looking at himself. THEN, he went to check on Sketch, Skratch, and Stretch. Just too see if they started their little cat fights or not. He opened the door. The three dogs were just sitting calmly at their houses, chatting like "Like Totally" girls. (Even though they ARE boys.)  
                 
                                   Bark: ARFARFARF! Arf, arfarfarf!
                             (translate: Sketch: OMG! Like, totally!)
                                               Bark: Arf, Arf arf, arf?!
                             (translate: Skratch: Like, I know, right?!)
                                               Bark: Arf, ARFARFARF! ARF!
                             (translate: Stretch: Like, OMG! ARF!)
     
                                But, ofcourse, that word in the last translation, ARF, is a word. It's just ARF.
                        Aliza wanted to return to Mr. Yuji Naka's place called SONIKKUU, and play a LITTLE something on him. She entered the door of SONIKKUU. She sat in the waiting room, with Sketch, ofcourse. There was a lady that Aliza saw before. She wants to speak to Yuji Naka AGAIN. "Hey, weren't you at place before?" asked the Japanese woman. "Oh, well yes! I may have gotten the job here, but I would like to speak to Mr. Naka because of the movie's technical difficulties." Aliza lied. "Ok, me understand. Technical deeficulties for SonicX show. Okay!" the lady said.
                        Aliza moved to a different room, the one Yuji was in. She payed Sketch to do this certain thing. Sketch stood up on two legs, he held a mic., and he sung this, "JUSTUH LET'CHOR SOUL GLOW! JUSTUH LET IT SHINE THROUGH! JUSTUH LET YOUR SOUL, GLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEBAIBY! Soul, GLLLOOEE."  (If you want to hear the real song, look up on Youtube.com- Coming to America-Soul Glow.) "YAY! GREAT JOB SKETCH!!!!!" screamed Aliza, annoyingly clapping her hands.
                         "GEDT OUDT!" screamed Yuji Naka in a Japanese man's angry voice. "NEVER........" growled Aliza. She continued with the flow. "MORE, MORE!" she shouted. Sketch sang another song. "Cuz dis be THRILLER! THRILLER NiGHTS, yow fightin for ya life insiyuh, killu, thrillu, TONIGHT YEA!!!!!! Yooe hear the doooooore-slaaam- and realize thereza nowheruh left tu ruuun! Cuz dis be THRILLER!" (If you want to hear the real song, again, just go to Youtube.com and look up Michael Jackson-Thriller. There, you will see the music video. XD LOL.) "ENCORE! ENCORE!!!!!!" Aliza finally shreiked. "Duh, nu nu NU nu, nnuU nu nu nu, duh, nu nu NU nu, nnUU nu nu....bew BEW BEWWEW, bew BEW bewWEW! Bew BEWBEW WEW BEW bew bew bew! They dought day tol'cha nevuh COME around HERE, don't wanna see yowe face yoo bettuh dissapear, the fire's in deir eyes and deir words are really cleauh, so BEAT IT! Just BEAT it, OOH! YEAH!" screamed Sketch, this time singing the guitar part. (If you want to hear that real song, AGAIN, go to Youtube.com and look up Michael Jackson-Beat it.)
                          This time, Yuji Naka wanted to go to war with his fears. So, he went to another room, and hid under someone's office desk. "Dere's GOT to be better waie!!!" he said. So he made himself a plan. He went in his storage closet and got his broom. He again broke into the room that Aliza and Sketch are in, that is-WERE in. You guessed it, THEY ESCAPED. The wall was broken and ripped apart, and you could see where exactly where Aliza and Sketch risked their lives jumping out the window.*take a minute to laugh, will ya?*
                          Mr. Yuji Naka went to check the damage on his wall. He called the construction company and forgot all about catching Aliza and Sketch, so F**K that.
                          Aliza and Sketch finally made it home. When everyone was asleep. "GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD MORNING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Aliza. "AAAAAAAAARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, AAARFFFFFFFF! GRRRRRRR." greeted Sketch. Suddenly, Skratch and Stretch come out barking woth joy because they haven't seen Sketch for A DAY. WHAT......... a DAY. Here's what they say:
       
                                       Bark: ARFARFARF! Arf, arf arf arfarf?!
                             (translation: Sketch: OMG! Like, are you ready?! )           
                                                    Bark: Arf, arfarfarf, ARF!
                             (translation: Skratch: Like totally, YA!)                
                                                    Bark: Arf arf, arf ARF!
                      (translation: Stretch: Then like, let's GO!)

                                  They are planning on taking out Shadow and a new character, Dark the Hedgehog- Shadow's brother.



                                          To be continued...................




                  I am sorry this story wasn't too thrilling. AmyTaliaRose, my big sister will be posting a few new characters- Comet- the one I drew and made up, and Dark, the one SHE made up. I hope you admire my character.